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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

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  • smiddlehurst
    Apr 4, 12:03 PM
    So because you don't like Financial Times it's okay for everyone that they are holding out iPad subscriptions. This is exactly what's wrong with you Apple fanboys.

    You should be penalizing Apple for allowing this to happen. but instead you jump for joy.

    Okay let's look at this clearly shall we? The Financial Times (and they're far from the only one) are complaining NOT because of the subscription fee split but because they loose "the direct relationship with subscribers". To put that into simple English they currently sell their customers information to marketing firms or use the demographic data to sell ads in the FT or related materials.

    Now Apple aren't actually stopping that, they're just insisting that customers opt-in to the scheme rather than opt-out (or have no choice at all).

    No matter how you look at it Apple is on the side of the consumer here. They're not denying that information to the FT, just trying to make sure consumers can choose whether or not they want that information shared with a third party and, more importantly, that the default is NO. That's a great, positive step forward, frankly ALL such marketing and data selling should be opt-in and very clearly marked and I wish Apple all the best.

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  • levitynyc
    Apr 7, 12:16 PM
    Some are fun. Did you grow up on these? I think those of us who did, still get a kick out of the simplicity of them. I know there's a couple I would love to have for some casual play.

    I started playing games in 1984 during the Crash. I grew up more on nintendo, but we had an atari in the house. I've gone back and played hundreds of Atari games over the years for a web site and I stand by my position that most of them are crap.

    Some games like Adventure, Tempest, Ms. Pacman hold up pretty well, but they are the exception.

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  • msmucf
    May 1, 04:16 PM

    To give you a quick background we have a central server where students at our college turn in their projects to a drop box. We have 1 student login and password that every student uses to access the dropbox. Is there anything wrong with this method of workflow or should every student have their own login and password?

    Any insight would help.


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  • skellener
    Apr 6, 01:36 PM
    So you can get a 1TB hard drive for $80.... 12,000 of those.... not that big of an expenditure tbf.Go price out 12PB from Isilon and see how much it costs. It ain't $80 a TB.


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  • AppliedVisual
    Nov 2, 09:18 PM
    Could we see a picture of your engraving please?

    I've tried snapping pictures of my engraving, but my camera won't pick up anything but a blur... But for what it's worth, it seems the Capital letters / numbers are exactly 1/16th of an inch in height.

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  • iHalo
    Oct 18, 05:50 PM
    Just looking to switch it up a bit... :) Anyone have any suggestions?


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  • kdarling
    Apr 27, 01:16 PM
    Weren't they made aware of this almost a year ago? That's a long time to address an oversight.

    A book was written in 2010 called iOS Forensic Analysis which talked about it. You can read the pages about the consolidated.db here (http://books.google.com/books?id=kPrzs04YFcwC&pg=PR14&dq=ios+forensics&hl=en&ei=blu4TYvBJdSUtwf1iNHeBA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=3&ved=0CEQQ6AEwAg#v=onepage&q=consolidated.db&f=false). That's what Levinson (http://alexlevinson.wordpress.com/2011/04/21/3-major-issues-with-the-latest-iphone-tracking-discovery/)is calling the new 'researchers' out about.

    So the question is, did anyone in a position of power at Apple read that book? And if so, did it hit them that it might become an issue? Obviously it never hit the developer who did it :)

    Actually the recent news about the location db is a completely unrelated issue.

    The db is what's being talked about, because it's the cache.

    2. Your phone dynamically creates a local cache of known cell tower locations in order to aid in GPS triangulation (the "a" in aGPS). This is the recent hot topic and has been grossly misrepresented by the media. (Apple does not collect this data, because they sent it to you in the first place)

    Arrgh, not again :) In this case, A-GPS only means that satellite status and orbit information comes from an assistance server on the internet. It does not require cell or wifi info to work. Those are separate methods. The correct term for the combination of them is "hybrid locating system".

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  • coolbreeze
    Nov 19, 11:59 AM
    I'm certain TJ MAXX ran this by their legal team...

    If they are willing to sell the product at a $100 loss, that's their choice. You may not have a warranty, etc, because they aren't "authorized" by Apple as a price-controlled reseller, but that doesn't mean it's illegal for them to sell it.

    I sold my iPad on craigslist at a loss. I'm not authorized to do that and Steve doesn't care.


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  • JAT
    Apr 29, 12:42 PM
    I will say something about SPRINT. First off, that article is WRONG!

    Baltimore, Maryland is the 1st SPRINT test market for 4G, but it's not even mentioned in that article! I know so because SPRINT is actively advertising it and it's been in other press reports. So how many other test markets did they miss in their alleged comparison of 4G vs. 3G I wonder?
    Um, all of them, I guess. That test was carried out locally, since the local city, at that time, provided "4G" from the 3 tested providers. I'm not sure why that would be a problem for you. The only issue I have with it is that Tmob is not tested to cover all 4 national providers, perhaps that wasn't up and running in Detroit at the time. Maybe you'll like this?: http://www.rootmetrics.com/pr/reports/2011/20110320_Seattle_4G_Study.pdf

    So, what magical speed does Sprint offer in Baltimore? Considering that they only claim maximum 6Mbps speed for their "4G" network, and that was achieved in the test, you shouldn't have any problem with it.

    "4G" is the problem. As marketed:
    Sprint (http://shop2.sprint.com/en/shop/why_sprint/4g/evo_plan_details.html): up to 6Mbps
    AT&T (http://www.wireless.att.com/answer-center/main.jsp?t=solutionTab&ft=&ps=solutionPanels&locale=en_US&_dyncharset=UTF-8&solutionId=KB115947): up to 6Mbps
    Tmob (http://t-mobile-coverage.t-mobile.com/4g-wireless-technology): up to 21Mbps (however, I never see test reports breaking 8Mbps)
    VZW (http://network4g.verizonwireless.com/#/whatis4g): up to 12Mbps (but test reports show higher speeds)

    Do you see anything amiss in the use of the same word for all that?

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  • dslrjunky
    May 2, 07:30 PM
    I have a question anyone know where I can find a blank template on creating my own mbp decal like those you can find at etsy.com I want to create my own decal just need a template so I can have the exact size..


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  • DoFoT9
    Feb 4, 09:22 AM
    I decided to have a complete set of Hayden

    you lucky man! perfect :D

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  • Hawkeye411
    Mar 27, 08:58 PM
    Woot. Looks like eBay cancelled the auction!!


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  • mcdj
    Mar 27, 08:46 PM
    Funny how NC law forbids the sale of handguns to anyone under 21, but you're 21 and you already have 2 expensive guns (and the iPhone you took the photo with). And yet you have to run a racket to be able afford a guitar.

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  • Hellhammer
    May 7, 03:13 AM
    2008 iMac uses DDR2 so unfortunately the RAM from your MBP is not compatible. E.g. this (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820231156) will work.


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  • Sec102row1
    Apr 6, 03:10 PM
    I am assuming this is a cluster? I seriously doubt that would be enough space for every person to access their iTunes content via the cloud. The only conceivable way is if you were limited to the amount of space (like allocated into your 20GB default mobileme account). That would be weak. There are and have been options out there to use your home mac as a media server over the net. Orb is one of them. Besides, any unfortunate souls that were not grandfathered into the unlimited iPhone/iPad data plan would destroy their 3G usage. I still think ATT is the weakest link here for those. I am fortunate enough to have the unlimited data, but many, many people out there do not. (How do you live with 2GB a month???)

    Also, you can currently store music and video on your iDisk and access it via Quicktime on the iphone/pad/pod. It's just not a seamless interface with iTunes.

    Since they bought Lala, we've been anticipating this: I am really hoping Apple can convince the music and movie labels to allow a streaming subscription service to compete with Mog and Rhapsody (I use Mog currently), but it doesn't look all too promising because these said studios and labels are already at the mercy of Apple via iTunes.

    MobileMe is an ok service. I am a subscriber. But I think like the majority of everyone, I feel it can be so much more. The collaboration uses for MobileMe are extremely limited. For example: It's a shame that in order to collaborate with iCal (Read/Write both ends) you need to implement Google to make it work. That's lame. Anyway, enough ranting. Let's just say I really hope Apple finally blows us away with the possibilities in the cloud.... and sooner rather than later.

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  • timelessbeing
    May 1, 09:37 PM
    I found a perfect little free Java app. It's called Mix2Stix (http://software.azett.com/index.php?cat=Mix2Stix)
    It has a simple, easy to use interface and works on any platform (Windows, Linux, Mac...), with any storage device, and any file type. What more could you want?


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  • MotleyGrrl
    May 5, 10:54 PM
    :eek: :eek: :eek:
    I just made a huge mess. :o

    OMG seriously... :rolleyes:

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  • rezenclowd3
    May 5, 10:26 PM
    ^^ +1 Go 1 series.

    Or even better, get a 2 seater, that way only you and your hottie current weekend date can be in the car. NO OTHER DUDES ALLOWED! So...thinking Z4 :D

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  • magbarn
    Apr 4, 10:17 AM
    This is why carrier competition is important. The T-Mobile deal needs to be struck down by regulators.

    Agreed, I'm still surprised by the amount supporters of this 'deal' in an earlier thread on this board. The only winners are Deutsche Telekom (as they get to dump a barely profitable enterprise) & ATT.

    Mar 6, 01:14 AM
    whats folding


    Aug 12, 09:09 AM
    am i doing something wrong? why won't my picture show up on here?

    Aug 4, 12:05 AM
    Don't have my second monitor hooked up right now, otherwise my contacts list would be over there.

    ^^lmaoo i remember that thread

    I JUST found that thread and have been crying for 15 minutes straight :D:D:eek::D

    I've no idea what y'all are talking about, but it sounds entertaining. Care to share a link?

    May 1, 07:04 AM
    I'm the one who found it. It's the following file:

    thanks, it might have been good to point that out in the first place :)

    anyone else to confirm?

    Apr 11, 03:14 PM
    I wish! 185k Brazilian. 118k USD.

    I was just kidding though. If I ever had 120k to spend on a car, it wouldn't be a Chevrolet, I guarantee that. :D

    Am I missing something? You can get a new one for like 23k

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